futureorfucked asked: 14, 16, 18, 19, 24, 29, 38, 40, 50.

14. Can you drive a stick shift?
Ha, I know the theory of it! I’m going to learn before summer starts. I PROMISE.

16. Are you going out of town soon?
I’m probably going to visit Virgina at the end of April / May. So not soon but soonish.

Anonymous asked: Your ears are cute!

did I send this to myself?

vinca15 asked: if u could visit an alternate universe for a day, where would u want to go? would u visit ur doppelganger?

lmao my doppelganger would be such a heinous creature. NEVER. I would not. Like, I would kill myself before meeting ‘her’. Can you imagine an evil version of me? AHHHHHHHHHHH. Okay, maybe it’d be kinda fun but nope.

I’d probably want to get into the Fringe alt-universe? It’s so weird and the show isn’t getting into it quick enough. WAIT NO SCRATCH THAT, I would go to The Dark Tower / Roland’s world. I just want to do badass things with him and record the sounds the monstrosities make. dod a chok dod a chum.

vinca15 asked: which is your fav song off of privilege? also, your fav line.

fav song is probably Weaknesses. I only say that because its the one I want to see them play live the most. 

and you cannot ask me what my fav line is. This band has such a way with words. It makes me want to suck at every erogenous part of a body. Here is a list:

1. Sure, we look loathsome from afar / Hateful & hollow / smug & smart / Well don’t we look the part

2. You’re delicious and desperate / and God knows where your dress went

3. Would I stay the night? / Might I stay the night?

4. Just guide these hallowed hips of mine / Inside those equine thighs

5. He’s lifelike when the light strikes right

6. Jesus Christ, look at the size of it! / Your lips clenches like a fist / What promises you wet them with

7. I crossed myself before I crossed your lips

8. What awful things his bed springs sung

9. Bare your neck / and with all due respect / You’re mine until the seatbelt sign goes off

10. Is there an oven that’s big enough to fit your head in?

ugh. UGH!!!!!!!!!!!! Such beauty.

vinca15 asked: you get invited to two parties, but you can only go to one: party (a) has the BEST blueberry cheesecake ever ever, zac pennington, and the parks and rec cast. party (b) has the BEST poutine ever ever, annie clark, and the L word cast. which one would you choose?

oh damn, this is the best question because you pretty much chose everything I love? UGH. I’d have to choose the first one, I just want to be boyfriends with Zac so badly and it’d be so much fun spending time with Leslie Knope and crew. Truthfully, I never want Zac to see my face again because I’m so embarrassed, he’s so beautiful I can’t bear it and he’s just EVERYTHING. And just imagine Ben and Zac being together in the same room and their heads occupying the same space. OKAY. Just. WOW. Magnificent.

vinca15 asked: wait, I feel bad about that other q. ignore it, pls. instead: if you had to get sucked into a tv show and spend the rest of your life in that 'world,' which show would you choose?

idk what the other question was lol, there’s nothing there. I can’t think of a tv show.. I would say Game of Thrones but I’d probably die since every1 luvs me xoxo.

All the tv shows I like are in a state of crisis and I wouldn’t want to live there aside from Parks and Rec.

Film-centrically speaking,  I really want to be in a world of Haruki Murakami’s making. Like in Princess Mononoke with all those cool animals, I just really want to be San.

racingsunbeams asked: boobs

*slowly removes hand from inside shirt* god let me be in peace

vinca15 asked: would you rather be a technician/pilot on galactica or a crew member on serenity?

Crew member on Serenity HANDS DOWN. They have the most fun and get to travel to cool places and aren’t really in constant crisis the way Galactica pilots are. Galactica Pilots are totally sexy badasses and I would prefer to admire from afar.

Maybe I could be Inara’s long term client lmfao #scalliwag we’d look cute together, no ?

vinca15 asked: what's your fav kind of cheesecake? (bonus pts if you can describe it all sensual-like)

BLUEBERRY CHEESECAKE. I’m thinking of a really specific one I get at this cafe, it’s so fucking good. And I’ll try to make it sensual but its just going to sound dumb lol.

the best part of it is the silky cream on my tongue mixed with the flavour of the fresh blueberries, and the blueberries aren’t crunchy or too small or too big, they’re the perfect size and really soft and they have a bit of a tang to it while the sauce-y part is sweet but not overwhelmingly so. It’s just so heavenly.

This isn’t even sensual lol *pushes bonus pts over the desk*

kylezy asked: 23 & 27

23: How do you vent your anger? I am weird with anger. First, I ignore it or don’t realise that I am actually angry. And then I fume inwardly when I realise I am angry. And finally I go write about it on the internet. Its really therapeutic. There’s internet evidence of this behaviour but most of the time I don’t even post it because I realise how petty it all is. #welp.

If I’m REALLY angry I usually punch a wall or throw something with intent to destroy because, sometimes, just fuck everything okay.

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? like masticating? really deep and thick with saliva ugh UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I want to talk about the sound I love but I’m still stuck on being mad about the sound of chewing so. I really love like those giggles that come from the throat ? and aren’t really that ‘giggly’ but its like a deeply pleased laughter? This totally makes sense.

curlyhurrdoncurr asked: 8, 43

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence) Girls go to mars to get more stars, boys go to jupiter to get more stupider?? omg this is the worst answer ever and I apologise 

43: Do you have any nicknames? I mostly get variations of ‘Salma’, my favourite is when Mara calls me Salms though. OMG. Idk I just love it and no one I know IRL has ever used it but it should be obvious? like hello??  

vinca15 asked: 14, 16, 33, 43, 47, 68, 85

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? heading inside / going somewhere tbh. or I am usually doing some sort of yard work ? I always have to do that shitty business. I shoveled the snow off the driveway today and it just wouldn’t end.

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?  mmmmmmmmmmmmm, I think probably The Strokes? I feel like they caused me to become the person I am today y’know? Just because I went through it during my formative years. I don’t really listen to them too often but I still get heart swells and butt trembles when I do. Favourite band as in “i like all these people together, collectively” might be Tegan and Sara or Metric. Favourite band as in “I will pay to see you every time no matter how broke I am” would go to Parenthetical Girls and St. Vincent.

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? West Coast! 

43: Do you have any nicknames? lol each member of an afghan household has an insulting nickname that refers to you but it doesn’t make sense in english so yeah.

47: Do you have any obsessions right now? I used to be super obsessive but it just stopped happening. idk but I really can’t stop listening to Marina’s How To Be A Heartbreaker lately. 

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name? Something really long and pretentious hopefully. But it’s probably like ‘Cher’ in that it stands alone / there is no last name. 

85: What’s the last song you listened to? The Kills - Goodnight Bad Morning. I was just listening to the entire album and you know how you train dogs to sit in reaction to like a hand clap or whatever? I made out w/ somebody that I used to know one time while this album was playing and now its like UGH UGH HURRY I MUST KISS SOMETHING whenever it plays. Horrendous, really.

Anonymous asked: there are lesbians in star trek deep space nine just saying

Ouuuuh thanks! I appreciate the motivation. And anon, when my life is consumed with Star Trek lesbian fan fic, I am coming 4 u.

Anonymous asked: you a good kisser than?

Lmaoo, I don’t think I can judge myself. I think I have good lips for it.

Omg, but hugging. I suck at hugging. I’m really bony and angular so it’s never good unless the person I’m hugging is a good hugger. Spooning, however, is a different story.

Anonymous asked: Sailor Moon taught me to be a feminist at 8. What about you?

YES!! I started watching it when I was a pretty young too. It consumed my life more than anything else did at that age and I would consider it my first ‘obsession’.. I had the wand, a poster with all the sailor-verse characters, tshirts etc. + Sailor Pluto was such a bombass character but when we roleplayed at school (lmfao) I always had to be Sailor Jupiter cause I looked like her (I always wore green earrings and a ponytail).

Getting the feminist propaganda in while we’re young tbh, cartoon networks were doing it right. That said, I rewatched it recently and it has a lot of body shaming stuff, although, I feel the female empowerment business was really important for young girls at the time and I’d say its probably had a good influence on me as opposed to a negative one. I love Sailor Moon. Y’know Uranus and Neptune were lesbians the whole time? AMAZING.