Does it every just HIT you how wrong and dumb you were being ? Like. that just happened to me now and I feel horrible. I honestly don’t really know if I should like apologize or anything because so much time has passed by. But I feel bad, -to-the-pit-of-my-stomach- bad.
I don’t know what I expected when I clicked that link but.. l m a o
what is with the music?
I’m just slouched on the ground by my bed with a water bottle to my right and some oreos too and I’m listening to rilo kiley and the window is wide open and I can hear all the birds chirping and I’m just thinking about how I’m going to go outside and do some yardwork knowing full damn well that I am not going to leave this spot for an hour or two but now my stomach is grumbling and this sentence is still running and I might have to
I have this huge blister on my foot and its the kind where the skin is stretched out so you can squish the fluids inside around so I think I’m going to cut it open with some scissors.
These are my plans for tonight.
the struggle is when you finally get your tax return but the lingerie you ‘saved for later’ is sold out
#rip what could’ve been some good times for us, im sorry you’re probs on the body of some boring hetero rn
its so insulting when a blog u like doesn’t follow you back. the fuck does this look like to you? a charity? NO ! I WANT TO FRIENDS WITH YOU, FOREVER.
I went for a drive in the rain and got poutine and menchie’s so i’m pretty content right now. I love when light meets the puddles in the street. magical as fuck.
holy fuck my body is on F I R E. like I am so hot right now I am descending into the earths core, as I type my body is becoming one with the molten layers beneath us.
anyways, more importantly, I am Yeah Yeah Yeahs binging and by god are they fucking glorious or what? They make me want to boomerang my body, that mental image makes sense in my head.. just think of that thing Alison Mosshart does where she leans back all the fucking way.
also I did some Wild Flag earlier and rly wished my ceilings were higher so I could jump without hitting the ceiling. I was basically internally squealing the entire time.
this post is dedicated to the mother fucking bad asses of our time. the embodiment of courage & excellence.
Gonna go get my prescription
re-new my health card
look at longboards
make important phone calls
apply 2 a job
i put this list into my drafts this morning. so I basically did everything but the important shit. i don’t even remember what this so called important phone calls was.
Fuck, wait, I just realised that I should apply 2 the job I want so they can read it on Friday and everyone is always in a good mood on friday so they’ll totally love me.
going to write a guide on how to deal with people who think only of themselves. and i mean, tunnel vision ‘only think of themself’ people, like when they think of the world it is just their body they think of instead of the earth. i’m pretty selfish too but there’s an extent ppl. THERE IS AN EXTENT. when being around you for more than an hour has me reaching for the first object which could concuss me hard enough that i would end up in a coma till you’ve died by natural causes then i think u need to stop and reflect
or i’ll just make that guide to coping and silently suffer
I’ve been dying to tell you guys this but have you seen the promo poster for the new Rock film?
I’ll just wait a moment for you to re-assemble your dropped jaw.
O M G. omg. OMGGGGGGGG. His boobs are enormous. I’m so mad that Mark Wahlberg is in this though, does he have to be in it? Will they create a special edition with all his scenes omitted if we start a letter writing campaign? Could they edit the film and keep him on the left side of the screen the entire time and I could watch it with an eyepatch? I just hate that guy.
THE ROCK THOUGH. So freaking beautiful. I’m already anticipating the moments when he smiles because the way the rays of the sun glint off those teeth is like the gates of heaven falling before my feet. or someshit. I don’t know what I’m saying. I can only pray that one day, he will provide the sperm for my future babies. He should spread his seed more generously. C’mon, just think about it, the rock babies? AHHHHH.
GOSH. What a guy. Just look at how that tank top rests on his shoulders. Clinging on for dear life as though the very flexing of his bulging muscles would rip it to shreds. (and you know it would).
This guy has some nasty shit going on:
“How would you like to become invisible so you can do with women whatever you like? Especially in public! Imagine a gorgeous Manara girl writhing in ecstasy because of the dirty tricks you’re performing on her … in a high-class restaurant! And that’s only the beginning.”
what the fuck.
Full disclosure; I am straight up reading an erotic comic book novel right now. Purely for academic reasons.
It’s actually really gross and not the good kind of gross but the violent type of gross.
Also, if you don’t follow me on twitter you’re actually missing out. Like so insanely deprived. You don’t even know it but this is exactly what you’ve been looking for your entire life.